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What. a. fucking. idiotic. question.
#and a leading one at that#like wtf did you expect him to say#at some point these questions are going to push him over the edge and i would pay to see that point#because what the actual fuck#just shut up god#marc marquez#motogp#“like it happened in 2015 i was in the middle and i was theoretically giving points to someone else”#that's the tame answer#do not bring up 2015 challenge impossible#like come on tumblr if you want to talk 2015 and rosquez so badly#no but seriously even if they rephrased this how many ever ways#at the end of the day what honestly did you expect him to say#davide and gigi have already iterated no one's gaining an advantage from the other in terms of support#Marc's not gonna come out of nowhere and disagree with it#and common sense shouldve answered the question before it was asked
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Ride 784: The first day's mountain
Pag 1
3: We're passing through the riverside road
4: I see it
6: Kaka
7: Ah!!
8: Teh!
9: It's the first day's
Pag 2
1: “mountain”!!
Pag 3
2: As we “promised”!!
Pag 4
3: It's the “first day's mountain stage”!!
4: A year ago
6: Manami-kun said it after the finish line, on the third and last day of the Inter High, when both of us were all worn out and barely still on our bikes
Pag 5
1: But having our race at the end on the final stage is too much pressure
2: Next year, if we both have the chance to run in the Inter High....
3: …. yeah
4: Let's race for the mountain stage on the first day
Yeah
5: Like Toudou-san and Makishima-san last year
Onoda!!
Manami-san!!
Pag 6
1: Manami!!
Manami-san!!
2: Onoda!!
3: He collapsed!!
Manami!! Take off his helmet
It's okay, I caught him
Onodaa!!
Onoda-san
Do we have a towel?
Danchiku, water!!
4: Next year... the mountain stage on the first day.... yeah
5: Got it....!!
Pag 7
3: When you run along a river....
4: the water only flows if there's a difference in elevation, either uphill or downhill!!
5: Here it's definitely uphill!!
Even if it looks like a flat at first glance, it's gradually climbing!!
Pag 8
1: Toward that mountain!!
Reading the map, it says that it's 5km until the base of the mountain!!
2: 5km!!
3: Don't lose sight of it like last year!!
Yes!! Sorry!!
4: Hold on tight!!
5: 'Cause I'll carry you all the way to the foot of the mountain!!
Pag 9
1: Thank you!!
2: “Positioning”....!!
3: When going from a flat to a climb you need to “position” yourself
Each team accelerates from the flats in order to bring their climbers to a good position
4: It's the so called “mountain's launching pad”!!
5: There will be a difference of several hundred meters in the first stage between a climber who was launched near the front of the group and a climber who was made to run up from the back of the group
Pag 10
1: Bring Onoda to the best possible position, Naruko!!
Oh-
Sohoku is moving up!!
Pag 11
1: -ruaaaagh
Ugh!! Sohoku's Naruko is so fast!!
2: I get what you're tryin to say, Hotshot!!
I'll take him!! Definitely!!
3: That's why I left the first result to Kabu!!
4: On that winter day, with an apologetic face
5: Ah....
6: Ah- uhm, I have something to tell you, but
Onoda-kun, who told us like it was difficult to say....
Pag 12
1: Ah the stove? You can just turn it off, we're the last ones
Yeah, please. Woah, look outside, it's snowing
Seriously? It must be cold
2: That's not it!!
3: Th-th- this morning... I got a text
4: What was that, an acceptance letter?
The proficiency exam?
5: It's a reply to the text I sent....
6: Three months ago!!
7: Uhm... really, I was worried that back when we made that promise it was right after the race and we were tired, so I thought maybe he had forgotten
Three months?
It was a long wait
So I sent him a text to ask him if he remembers?
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1: And I received it this morning
Must be the proficiency test
Shut up!!
What are you whispering idiot
“Back when”, when was it?
No idea
2:He said only one word, “of course”
4: So, uhm... this time
5: Is it okay if I run for the first day's mountain stage during this summer's Inter High?
7: Is that so? Kakaka
Onoda-kun's eyes, like he couldn't contain his excitement...
Pag 14
1: I haven't forgotten it!!
2: I can't forget it!!
3: Onoda!!
Onoda-kun!!
Pag 15
1: 2km left until the foot of the mountain!!
2: Do your beeest....!!
Aren't they climbing at an amazing speed!? Each team is getting in line!!
Yeah, you're right!!
3: Every team is trying to “position” themselves for their climbers!!
“Position”!?
4: Also, look closely
Right now, the cyclist in the second position in the ranks
Pag 16
1: is the one who will race in the mountain stage!!
Pag 18
1: Oi, are you kidding me? Hakogaku is sending Manami?
From the first day!?
Manami is in second place
2: He's the “final boss”....!!
3: My dream of getting the red bib has been destroyed even before reaching the foot of the mountain....!!
4: Oi, look over there, that's not all!!
For Sohoku....
5: Naruko is pulling the “King of the mountain”!!
Wa- we're done for!! Completely!! My mountain prize!!
Pag 19
3: Manami-kun!!
4: Sakamichi-kun!!
Pag 20
1: It's time for our promise!!
We're almost at the foot of the mountain!!
#yowamushi pedal#yowapeda#yowamushi pedal translations#yowapeda manga#yowamushi pedal manga#yowamushi pedal spoilers#ride 784#im sorry i meant to post yesterday but i completely forgot ;A;#ahhhhhh ive been looking forward to thiiiis#please gimme a low stakes battle between Onoda and Manami!!! They deserve it!! They promised each other!!#I dont care who would win (even tho i hope manami tbh) i just want them to have fun while racing eo ;A;#is that so much to ask watanabe!!! please let them have this#i hope nothing happens and they really can do this :')#i mean it seems like midosuji also plans on participating but its okay#and if kiji wants to have a go too that fine to#the important thing is that both manami and onoda are there#also lemme have my imanaru moment bc#why are they literally so boyfriends coded wtf agsfdsgdcaskdf#like literally whispering to each other when onoda says he needs to tell them something???#naruko literally reading imaizumi's mind??? please theyre boyfirends okay#this chapter is pushing me to write yet another imanaru#and also a sansaka why not im not gonna lie#i love this so muuuuuuch#i need more im so happy#1st day's mountain stage my beloved
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If you have think that people not following their destiny is unfair to those who want to follow their destinies because their choice is taken away I don’t know if you can be saved cause WHAT THE FUCK
#that’s like saying#well I asked her out#and when she rejected me#she took away my choice to date her#LIKE WTF#you’re not entitled to others lives#plus there’s loads of characters who would take different destinies#or even non fairytale characters#like they would get a system for it#so please#SHUT THE FUCK UP#idc if people start saying I’m rude for this#like this is SUCH common sense#eah#ever after high
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I’m so tired of wlw background ships in mlm fandoms.
mlm shippers almost never develop wlw ships to the degree that the audience feels invested in them. The conflict and character development and love story rely on tropes rather than actual narratives, yet fandoms act like they’re doing wlws a favour by shoehorning in this shitty “representation” when it’s just golden retriever x black cat over and over and over again in different fonts.
To be clear I don’t blame anyone for not having big wlw ships, because most major media out there do not have two fully fledged female characters you can ship together. If you want to write mlm ships, good for you! If you want a lazy wlw ship in the background, that’s fine! But don’t act as if the fandom actually cares about them, or that anyone did the legwork to make them characters that you can care about. Most of these female characters are never properly developed in the canon source material, and they’re almost never properly developed in the fanon material either. You can always tell by how these women are like, one archetype + gay (sporty gay, feisty gay, slutty gay etc, like some kind of gay Spice Girls). Yet fandoms just love to act like these background wlws mean so much & have the best love stories & everyone just should ship them. It’s all so performative.
wlws are not an aesthetic. wlws are not 2D happy couples to round out your queer utopia, a queer utopia that somehow still manages to foreground men. Women are always treated as 2D characters in narratives, except now there’s a subgenre where these 2D women are gay. Groundbreaking.
#It’s not just fan works btw.Glee kinda did this with Klaine and Brittana…take a guess wrt which of these ships the creators cared more about#Women are accessories and now they get to be gay accessories. Wonderful#Let’s not even get into how women (like Katara)’s characteristics are given to a man to round out a mlm ship like wtf?#and I’m not saying you can’t have mlm ships (wolfstar owns my soul personally)#& the lack of wlw ships in general is a media issue not an issue of any individual fan#however the utilization of wlws as an aesthetic in service of an mlm ship and the posturing that comes with that…def a fandom issue#fandom salt#anti zukka#i kinda like MaiLee but that’s def their role in Zukka#anti jegulus#I assume Jegulus is where stuff like Dorlene and Marylily come from…neither are that big in WolfStar#like why would I care when no one is writing 500k word slow burns? I should care about them just bc they’re lesbians? Non#anti marauders fandom
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How hard do I think the Bad Batch ride for their mama Echo?
You ever hear of the romper stomper?
#listen obviously Echo can handle himself#and the rest of them know that obviously#but Omega would 10000% pull a bitch by the hair out of a porta potty if they were harming Echo#I can actually see Wrecker absolutely ROCKING a romper ngl#any of them would absolutely slap a bitch for Echo#meanwhile echo is touched but also like wtf????#honestly the person doesn’t even need to be physically fighting echo they could just say something rude or mean#and the batch is like ‘so you have chosen death’#star wars tbb#mama echo#star wars the bad batch#the bad batch#tbb crosshair#arc trooper echo#tbb echo#tbb tech#tbb hunter#tbb omega#tbb wrecker
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drawings of @gutztism's idea 😼 get horsed
#my art#skyrim#elenwen looking perfect even as a pony she;s always slaying My queen#i saw U say that ulfric wud be an alicorn and at first i wasn't sure about it (nords would probably just be pegasi); but then it hit me....#the greybeards done facked up and gave him a horn#elisif would have the regular smaller pony build while elenwen should be c*lestia/l*na sized maybe#it doesn't matter if she's a pony.. they'll all still look elongated and mutated as altm*r LOL#imo elisif would only have a horn (mer attribute obvi) before becoming high queen but it'd also still be fun -#- for her to be an alicorn pre-reign and just be.... INEPT#at everything#cus nobody is training her to fly or to use magic#she'd 100% be too scared to fly 😢 i want her to try and fall flat on her face -#- and cry about it after like a baby#rikke is the only one supporting her thru that DFVOUOT5I5#she probably used to fly alongside/with torygg's help but not anymore Thanks a lot ulfric#sorry this is getting too meta#also i forgot elisif's braid wtf
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What are Clark & Bruce's love languages for each other?
I think Bruce's would be acts of service and gifts. He's a fixer, and he'll jump at any opportunity to help others, specially those he loves. Thing is, he's also a bit controlling (understatement of the century), so he'll most likely do these acts of service without asking first (same with the gifts), and I can imagine that, at least in the beginning, it'll bother Clark. But he'll eventually get that that's how Bruce shows he loves him, and he'll make a point to ask him to not intervene whenever he deems necessary.
I can also imagine a situation where Clark tells him he doesn't like expensive gifts, so Bruce's solution is to make his gifts more personalized and meaningful. Bruce would give Clark the most earth-shattering sweet gift, like something he made with his own hands and worked on for months, and he would just shrug and say "it's nothing, I just thought you would like it" while Clark is on the verge of tears.
Clark's love languages would be words of affirmation and quality time. It's canon that he doesn't shy away from telling it to Bruce how it is (more often than not, that means calling him on his bullshit), and I don't think it would be any different when it comes to telling him directly how much he cares for him and showing his affection with words. Of course, Bruce would short-circuit for a second, but he'll get used to it. I also like to think that Clark would try to make time to be with Bruce as often as he could. He would visit him at the cave and accompany him while he works, or drop by during patrol just to say hi.
#for a moment there I thought of adding physical touch as Clark's love language#but on better thought I realized neither relies on touch in the comics#regardless I still think that touch would be important for them in the sense that even if it doesn't happen often#it would be loaded and significant when it does happen#like a squeeze on the shoulder or a soft touch of hands would have a monumental meaning for them#anyway can you imagine bruce showing up one day and casually saying “hey I bought you a penthouse” and clark just stares at him like wtf xD#he makes him return it or donate it or something like that#for the other way around you can imagine clark casually dropping a “you're so cute and I adore you” and bruce having a blue screen moment#(sorry for taking this long to answer your asks I've been a bit busy and I've been working on a fic too)#superbat#bruce wayne x clark kent#batman x superman#superbat asks#superbat thoughts
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I have been Inscribed
#inscryption#inscryption oc#inscryption leshy#inscryption grimora#ouroboros#love that lil guy he's so op#GUYS I LOVE THIS GAME AAGH#fgarart#Leshy is my favourite#saying that as if it isn't obvious#also love Grimora#feel like she and Leshy would actually kinda get along :]#THE TRADE ASTHETICS Sometimes#like Leshy would get skeletal accessories and Grimora would become fond of insect accessories#yes my brain is working hard#i will make a chart on how i think the scrybes see each other if any of yall are intrested bdbfjf#goddammit i don't even remember how i got interested in this game wtf happened hxhf
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i think i wouldn’t hate disco elysium’s collage mode nearly as much if it weren’t for 1) the way that it was marketed in such a tasteless, soulless manner, let alone the fact that it was a last ditch distraction from a dead on its feet studio piloted by dumbass thieving execs and released on the day of the court declaration, and 2) those dumbass fucking stickers
like if it had been included with the base game from the start and had been titled something a bit more tasteful and in-line with how i would have liked the feature to be marketed as— something like “exploration mode”, something that perhaps could only be unlocked after completing the game for the first time, AND didn’t have those stupid as hell visually and tonally incongruent with the artstyle stickers, i would have applauded it as a nice little bonus for being able to study and appreciate the 3d models and environments for reference.
#it is just so bleak man.#i have no words left to say for the latest development at zaum studios so instead i will just remember how fucked up this was lol#those stickers are the same energy as that dumbass fucking christmas card they put on steam.#cutesy fanart is awesome and all but don’t muddy the tone of the actual source with it. why is that necessary.#for gods sake what happened to boundaries#again i probably would take a different tone to even the stickers if#it had been done under the original creators (which i don’t think it would have‚ which is my point‚ but say hypothetically it happened)#but with the circumstances the way they are it is impossible to not view it all as tainted with a veneer of absolute tastelessness#and a disrespect to the source material and a sorry attempt to appeal to the shallowest parts of ‘fandom’#like you can add cartoony emoji faces and a sticker with harry and kim as cats. or their hands with the caption ‘best friends!!!’ (wtf lol)#and a frame with a bunch of pride flags being waved around (hard to articulate why i feel doubly annoyed of this one.#your corporate pride parade aesthetic is showing again. also it feels… lazy)#but you can never‚ ever erase the fact that you are parading around a stolen IP that you are entirely out of touch with#and one that you clearly have *no idea what to do with*#(something that we’ve all known for months with these hints but today has finally been basically confirmed as the sequel seems to be#officially cancelled with the last of the original writers’ crew being laid off)#how could you have known what to do with Elysium? how could you ever have?#hope you have fun with your stickers. rot#disco elysium#me talking
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Did I just do this as another excuse to draw Naka shirtless? Look I'm sorry--
Kogoro's confused but it's a lot better than Naka getting stuck with "Okay" tattooed on his body for forever
#dcmk#detective conan#nakamouri#kogoro mouri#mouri kogoro#ginzo nakamori#nakamori ginzo#This was mostly a friend's idea#They had an idea where Naka's dead wife's name would be on one hip and then Kogoro's just suddenly appeared one day#Him and Kogoro have a panic about wtf that means#(Yes I will continue to HC Naka's wife is dead even if Gosho says she'll show up at some point in MK#Partly because I'm not sure MK will finish in my lifetime)#magic kaito
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Had a thought. Imagine Leo overhearing Taiga calling the MC Kitty/Kitten, as he does, not even necessarily a MC romancing Taiga, and his chronically online ass choking half to death on his drink because his mind immediately went to DISCORD KITTEN and he's ???????
#tokyo debunker#tdb#shitpost#leo kurosagi#taiga hoshibami#idk silly thought#just leo and sho standing around talking shit and then suddenly he can't breathe and sho is like dude wtf#and all Leo can say in explanation is#DADDY'S LITTLE KITTEN#WHAT THE HELL HONOR ROLL#leo is not known for caring about the inspector's well-being but I think even he would have questions#concerns even#can't look straight at the mc for days then it comes up and they're like oh yeah that's how he remembers not to shoot me in the face
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Currently watching Clown's LifeSteal Season 3 shenanigans — what did ash mean by "communism wins"????
#i#i wanna pick at his brain#understand the chemistry going on inside of it#get how the two braincells and a cockroach are trying DESPERATELY to play dominó even when they can't#like. what#WHAT DO U MEAN#WHY ARE YOU SPAMMING CHAT WITH THAT YOU JUST KILLED A MAN--#anyway#demon rambles™#lifesteal smp#lifesteal season 3#ashswag#LET'S GO I DIDN'T MISSPELL HIS NAME--#clownpierce#also how clown DECIMATED rek seeking revenge????#yea. understandable but also wtf#they haven't been in the world for more than a few hours. damn#i've said it before and i'll say it again#i would NOT survive even ONE lifesteal season--
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jokes @ night r not funny in the morning,,,
originally the blue was green but then i decided 2 b pan
#dont even ask me what i was trying 2 accomplish#CAUSE IDKKK#sighs @ least they look cute igg#bart is still hard 4 ne 2 draw idk sobbs#also i seem 2 draw him in a lot of tanktops while i draw kon in a lot of crop tops#i just ?????????#anyways i literally have no idea wtf this means#it was supposed 2 b silly & funny but if ur evil u could make it angsty#not me thoo…..i would neever#cause what kind of sick freak does that#((its me im the sick freak))#no but this is supposed 2 b silly ITS JUST RLLY NOT FUNNY IDK#konbart#kart#still 2 scared 2 but it in their main tags or whateverrrr#NO BC LIKE I DONT WANNA GET RIPPED APART#omggg the reason y it looks more angst is bc i put the ‘dw’ isnt itttt#ughhhhhhh#ok sure whatever GRRR AAAAAA#i have a better kart drawing idea but this 1 was easier 2 draw#brrrr#i feel like im just mostly going 2 b drawing kart 2day oh man#((i say this like i dont draw them everyday))#puppee art#holy u can rlly tell i h8 stabalizers batman#i say ‘line arts my fav part’ but i dont actually do nice line art idfkkk yyyy but mayb its bc u dont need clean lineart 2 render stuff???#@ least i dont#man i should render smth its been so long since ive like ‘completed’ a full drawingg#HELP IM STILL UPSET HOW I DREW BART I LIKE I JUST DONT WANT 2 DRAW HIM LOOKING LIKE A KID BUT LIKE OTS KINDA HARD WHEN HES NEXT 2 KON THIS I
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Are-- Are we just gonna ignore this and pretend it didn't happen? Really...?
#like#the hell do you mean by that? 🤨🤨#so you know this USED to be our home??#this one of the moments where I get frustrated because why did mc not question that???#they just accepted it and left ?!?!?#there wasn't even a little “...?!” to express their surprise the scene just continued and they went inside afterwards like-- WHAT#nah magnus would straight up FREEZE in the moment and just let out a broken “what?” because again... wtf did you just say?#obey me#obey me nightbringer#omnb#omnb lesson 33#obey me nightbringer spoilers#obey me barbatos#om barb#om demon lord's castle#☙ no creativity for names ✾
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guess who just watched s7e11 and is not ok that is me me is who
that scene when buffy saves spike is so powerful and so touching, i think this is def in like top 5 most emotional spuffy moments in the whole show</3333333 buffy's gaze at what they've done to him, spike's slow look of realization, the smile of relief (the look of love too and buffy staring right back at him with all the care in the world (and love but...) the touch of confirmation, the arms around the neck/arms around the back walk out </33333
... s7 them are not letting my heart rest one second and even though i strongly have questioned the writers, whoever made sure s7 them happened thank you
#the stages of shipping with these 2#has truly been a journey#from slow and unserious to pause to build up again but faster and serious now and so much aching and then the musical and screaming#and then angst and spicy and pining for more and dreaming up scenarios that either came true (and some didn't</3) and heartache so much hea#heartache to the writers saying fuck you after that sweet wedding moment and going in a whole other direction when literally any other angs#would have been better to ''break them up'' (esp if they were once again going to build them up again) (if only one could have been a spy i#that writer's room cause wtf i never know what the writers wanted with them)#AND THEN SEASON 7 AND THE BUILD UP IS SLOW YET FAST AT THE SAME TIME BUT SO LOUD SO LOUD AND SWEET#AND SOFT AND so much care and a bigger and stronger new trust and#the chemisty between james and sarah is award winning and more#they are so good#mine#buffy#i have so much to say but feel like i don't even have enough words to describe how they have made me feel#spuffy
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Remember the live action Justice League movie that came out a few years ago? Earlier today i had a dream about what was essentially a sequel movie, where everyone in the live action DCU get together to stop the big bad yadda yadda. And SOMEHOW they managed to get Ryan Reynolds to reprise his role as Green Lantern. Like no reboot. Its straight up that same Green Lantern from the 2011 movie i have only one memory of and im pretty sure was a flop. But heres when it gets funny. Every scene with him in it was filmed like Deadpool. His first appearance involved him running from the cameras screaming that he'd never wear the CGI suit again. He keeps breaking the fourth wall to absolutely roast himself and the other characters (*cough* Batman *cough*) and most importantly the crew. The first time they all suit up he cycles through a ton of super suits Scooby Doo unmasking reveal style until its something that passes for a GL suit. The JL are beyond done with him but they can't break the fourth wall like he can so they can't physically stop the Ryan Reynolds shenaniganery. The rest of the movie is broody and serious this is JUST every Hal Jordan scene
#hinacu dc#dcu#justice league#ryan reynolds#hal jordan#green lantern#deadpool#green lantern 2011#justice league 2017#hal: pulls a deadpool mask out of his bag* hal: NO wrong movie#arthur: why is he even here? hal: i would also like the answer to that question#OMG I FORGOT he would make a furry joke HE ABSOLUTELY WOULD#hal: wtf is robin? bruce: what? hal: ah i see. the producers are too much of a coward to tell a proper batman story#remember that end credit scene in deadpool 2 where he stops GL from ever filming? well we see it again but this time Hal hits Wade on#the head from behind. and then he says something#felt like using proper formating today please forgive me
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